Thirty signs you might be a JKM returned missionary:
1. You refuse to eat fried chicken, especially KFC.
2. You're obsessed with milk.
3. You're obsessed with Mexican food.
4. You accidentally speak Patois every once and a while.
5. You purposely speak Patois sometimes, just because you can.
6. Sometimes you speak like Jar-Jar Binks ("Me sah nah wanna gah home!")
7. You cringe whenever someone says the word "buddy."
8. You find the term "buddy-system" absolutely hilarious.
9. You sometimes smile when somebody says the word "fish."
10. You can't help but smile when you see a super old, beat-up Toyota Corolla.
11. You don't understand why people use turn-signals when they could just roll down their window and point.
12. It surprises you when people stop at stop signs.
13. You wonder why everyone isn't honking their horns every two seconds.
14. You wonder why people actually go the speed limit.
15. You wonder why everyone isn't passing you, even if someone is already passing you.
16. You think that Utahns are good drivers.
17. Whenever you tell someone where you served your mission, you then are forced to explain how you kind of learned a new language, but kind of didn't.
18. "Livin' in Jamaica" sometimes gets stuck in your head.
19. Sometimes, right before you turn on the stove, you wonder where the lighter is.
20. When you're on a bus or carpooling, you sometimes get tempted to scream out, "One stop, driver!"
21. You sometimes can't help but make a few America vs. Canada jokes.
22. You're mad at "Cool Runnings" because it destroyed everyone's perception of Jamaica.
23. You can properly identify the scent of ganja.
24. You call marijuana "ganja."
25. For some reason, you want to speak with every black person you see.
26. It sometimes surprises you that African Americans don't have Jamaican accents, nor do they know Patois.
27. You get excited when you make macaroni and cheese WITH milk and butter.
28. You sometimes have a strange craving for rice and kidney beans.
29. Whenever you tell people where you served your mission, they say: "Oh, wow! That's awesome!" And then they make a really bad impression of a Jamaican accent.
30. It sometimes surprises you when you walk down a street and everyone isn't staring at you.
1. You refuse to eat fried chicken, especially KFC.
2. You're obsessed with milk.
3. You're obsessed with Mexican food.
4. You accidentally speak Patois every once and a while.
5. You purposely speak Patois sometimes, just because you can.
6. Sometimes you speak like Jar-Jar Binks ("Me sah nah wanna gah home!")
7. You cringe whenever someone says the word "buddy."
8. You find the term "buddy-system" absolutely hilarious.
9. You sometimes smile when somebody says the word "fish."
10. You can't help but smile when you see a super old, beat-up Toyota Corolla.
11. You don't understand why people use turn-signals when they could just roll down their window and point.
12. It surprises you when people stop at stop signs.
13. You wonder why everyone isn't honking their horns every two seconds.
14. You wonder why people actually go the speed limit.
15. You wonder why everyone isn't passing you, even if someone is already passing you.
16. You think that Utahns are good drivers.
17. Whenever you tell someone where you served your mission, you then are forced to explain how you kind of learned a new language, but kind of didn't.
18. "Livin' in Jamaica" sometimes gets stuck in your head.
19. Sometimes, right before you turn on the stove, you wonder where the lighter is.
20. When you're on a bus or carpooling, you sometimes get tempted to scream out, "One stop, driver!"
21. You sometimes can't help but make a few America vs. Canada jokes.
22. You're mad at "Cool Runnings" because it destroyed everyone's perception of Jamaica.
23. You can properly identify the scent of ganja.
24. You call marijuana "ganja."
25. For some reason, you want to speak with every black person you see.
26. It sometimes surprises you that African Americans don't have Jamaican accents, nor do they know Patois.
27. You get excited when you make macaroni and cheese WITH milk and butter.
28. You sometimes have a strange craving for rice and kidney beans.
29. Whenever you tell people where you served your mission, they say: "Oh, wow! That's awesome!" And then they make a really bad impression of a Jamaican accent.
30. It sometimes surprises you when you walk down a street and everyone isn't staring at you.
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